The reasons why

Eva cried at 2am.
Because she cried, I nursed her.
Because I nursed her, I was thirsty.
Because I was thirsty, I went to the kitchen for a drink.
Because I went to the kitchen for a drink, I realized I was hungry.
Because I realized I was hungry, I remembered there was Haagen Dazs in the freezer.
Because I remembered there was Haagen Dazs in the freezer, I ate it.
Because I ate it (around 2 in the morning), I didn't have to share with my husband and 7 children.
Because I didn't have to share, I ate in complete silence.
Eva should cry at 2 am more often...